Norb..."Yes I did enjoy the Harvest Bowl games, and the Corps and Keydets parades before each game. Great pageantry. I also remember seeing the Tech vs Wake game at Victory Stadium, with Brian Piccolo starring as running back for Wake. He was the top in the nation in 1964, and was the subject of the 1971 movie Brian's Song which was made after he succumbed to cancer, and was based on his friendship with super-star Gale Sayers while they both played for the Chicago Bears pro team. Game time. Got to go."
Mr. President, the above should be saved to file and used as part of your first "fire side chat" to the nation. If you don't shed a tear watching Brian's Song, check for a pulse. My father and his brother were both in the Corps at VT, in that VMI vs VPI era, played at Victory Stadium. It was an intense rivalry and big event the way I hear it. My uncle was shot in WWII toward the end, and is on the memorial wall at Tech. Lucky for me, my Dad was a younger brother and missed WWII. You could get our troops home for us Norb, war is for idiots. Back to football, the game is less violent today, with the pads and real helmets. Those boys back then were rough folks and the opposite of sissy is my guess. They didn't need no stinking face mask.
So, anyway, have you kicked around running for president enough to date, to where you now understand your country needs you? The "Truth" ticket Norb. Do it for aunt Sally, little Biff, his puppy, and the rest of the country. Considering one would have to really try hard daily to screw up the country worse than recent memory, you are a shoe-in to have a real nice state of the art library named after you. That would be fairly satisfying I would imagine. I have fun with the Norb for Prez thing, but you really are one well read, educated, field tested, and quality man by any standard. Gives me something to strive for when I grow up. So, if you would be so kind, draw us up a spec sheet rough draft to scale, of a nice geo-thermal heated, solar paneled, greener than green, go-to place for the top of the mountain. I would be curious to know what Roanoke City Council is kicking around...if they are kicking it around. We should come up with a government, where the elected one's actually represent and work for the people who elected them. They sure do seem to talk any chance they get when campaigning for our much desired vote, and if they win, they appear to lay low, and mumble to the people. What's with that? Gip
Norb for President!
Keep your eye on the ball, and swing it like you mean it.