Nick Prout:I don't see that small group of people being the only root cause of our economic problems.
Boy, Nick, you just don't get it, do you? People don't have enough money for
one reason: Most of the available money is all locked up in the vaults of rich people. Don't try to tell me that right-wing stuff about how very few Americans are truly poor, or that the poorest American citizen is actually quite rich by most of the world's standards. You're missing the point, Nick -- the point being that the rich have
too much money. How much is too much, you ask? Well, it depends on who you ask, but don't try to confuse me. The point is that it's just not right for Americans to have a whole lot of money laying around in their accounts and shoe boxes. Freedom? Come on, Nick! Honestly, I'm trying to help you here, but if you're not going to be serious, this may be a lost cause.
Here's the way it goes, Nick. American wealth is static. The person who has extra money is keeping some other person somewhere from having that money. People with extra money don't invest it, they just pile it up somewhere in huge piles and it benefits nobody. It just lays around until it's owner dies and then it gets passed on to someone else who will keep it laying around all their lives. Occasionally it gets passed on to some liberal, conscience-assuaging group, but this doesn't happen with nearly enough frequency. Most of it just lounges in wasteful repose and molds away in the vaults of those horrible, hideous, and vile rich people.
It was very clever of you to slip in that dig on the government, Nick, but we're wise to your tactics. Oh, I know you had some facts and figures to back up your argument, but we all know that the real facts and figures prove that punishing, confiscatory tax rates are the most efficient way to grow a vibrant economy. Freedom? Well, there you go again! Come on, Nick -- don't make me laugh! The concept of freedom is so last century! Economic equality is the byword of the new millennium, and since forty years of wealth transfer didn't bring the bottom up, we're now going to bring the top down. One way or the other, we're going to have economic equality, Nick, and the sooner you get used to it the better things will work out for you.
I know I've been a little rough on you Nick, but it was for your own good. The sooner you get with the program, the easier it will be for you. I suggest you quit you job and place a nice, comfortable lawn chair out by the mailbox. While you're sitting there waiting, you can read a good book, something like Robin Hood. Imaging that our beloved government is the modern day Robbing Hood, taking from the rich and giving to the poor. If you're rich you'll get robbed, but if you're poor you stand to reap a windfall. Keep repeating to yourself, "Rich people bad -- government good."
It's really better this way, Nick. The government's only reason for existence is to help you, and all they want in return is your measly little vote. I mean, your vote is one of the most valuable things you own. Why give it away to people who expect you to "suck it up" and "stand on your own two feet." No, Nick, use your vote wisely. Give it to Robbing Hood. Robbing Hood is the only one who truly cares about you.